Was Kristin’s Fishy Gift For Her Kid A Flop?!

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🗓️ 6 January 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Did Jimmy love his Christmas gift? Has The Bert Show fish tank lived up to its name "Death Tank"? And what crazy ass names did Jimmy give his fishies? Kristin will answer these questions and more!

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0:00.0	The Bird Show.
0:01.6	The content was so riveting that as I'm walking the streets in Europe, I would stop.
0:07.5	And I would get on Instagram.
0:09.8	And I would go to Kristen's story to see how Jimmy's big present was going to turn out and how he was going to react to it.
0:17.9	Yes, because mom and dad gifted Jimmy the Bert Show fish tank with three fishies for Christmas.
0:25.1	Our graveyard makes a great, a fish tank graveyard makes a great Christmas present.
0:29.1	The death tank was getting re-gifted.
0:31.3	Is it hard to sleep at night with all the ghosts of our fishes swimming around your house?
0:35.1	You have no idea.
0:36.1	I sure do miss one, two, and three.
0:39.0	We didn't make that mistake.
0:40.3	We made sure to name him as soon as he saw him.
0:42.1	One fish, two fish, bluefish.
0:44.2	So I am notorious for not managing my expectations.
0:48.8	It's got me in trouble time and time again.
0:51.6	And your expectations never get tested more than when you have a young child.
0:55.3	Because if you have expectations for your kid, they will not be met.
1:00.9	As they get older, it's the same philosophy.
1:03.0	Yep, yep.
1:03.4	I'm sure.
1:04.4	So, yes, if you don't know the saga of the Burt Show Fish Tank in 30 seconds or less,
1:10.9	the birth show took an outing to the North Georgia State Fair and Jackson and Amber were able to win three goldfish.
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