The Bar Is In Hell (w/ London Hughes and Grace Campbell)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.4 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes comedians London Hughes (To Catch A Dick) and Grace Campbell (A Show About MEn) to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. London declares her intention to find a boyfriend by Thanksgiving and tells us about the dishonest car that bagged a dissatisfied star, then Grace talks about shagging to socialize her dog and a date that took six months. Finally, our listener emails tell us about dates gone awry through lactation obsession, coke benders, and unexpected third wheels. London Hughes is the author of Living My Best Life, Hon: Following Your Dreams is No Joke, released September 5, 2023. Her comedy special To Catch a Dick is streaming on Netflix. And you can find out about all of Grace Campbell’s upcoming projects and stand-up appearances by following @disgracecampbell on Instagram.

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0:00.0	She ain't got no stories, no, everything's so cute with her.
0:03.6	Like, oh, the day me and James fell in love,
0:05.7	he was so cute, and I'm thinking, everything's so perfect.
0:09.2	Like, no drama, like literally literally.
0:13.1	I mean, there's been some chaos, but not much.
0:16.0	That's why you're here, though, okay?
0:18.7	So I can, if I carelessly live through you, yes.
0:21.8	And that's clearly how you're here,
0:23.4	because I want to, I want to, all of a sudden,
0:25.0	be the part of this.
0:26.0	No, I don't mean that in a kind of, like,
0:27.9	and that's why I want to meet you pussy peasants.
0:31.1	Like, pussy peasants.
0:34.8	Is that what you called us?
0:37.4	Are we pussy peasants?
0:38.7	No, I was jammed.
0:40.2	Not how I feel about that.
0:42.2	Is that what you just said?
0:43.8	Tell me about your scant on its ways.
0:46.6	Your wrenches?
0:48.3	Tell me about what it's like in the, in the, in the,
0:50.2	in the streets.
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