He will be a pendant, fendent.

Fendant

You feel so much a world.

Do you feel the same?

I'm the same. Hey everybody.

Welcome to episode of warning.

You will be offended.

I'm Jerry.

I'm Amanda.

Thank you are not.

I'm Amanda.

Sorry, you had me from the last one. I couldn't get out of my head. So Amanda, how was your week? Devastating. Devastating. That was not the answer I was looking for. I'm actually going to reel in it. Not devastating. That's really dramatic. Don't crash and burn the show before we even get started. First of all, I applied for a job and I didn't get it. I was very sad, but now I'm fine. And you called me. I did. I told you about it. And I was no help whatsoever. No, but that's okay. You just said it's okay. I don't know. What did I say? It wasn't my time to shine.

No.

Wasn't my time to sparkle.

I'm going to shine at my seat that I'm currently in. It's what I said. It's not my time to shine. It's fine. Yeah. I think I said something like, I don't have time right now. Can you come back next week? No, you didn't say that. you are not like that. You were just like, it's okay. Like, that sucks. And I said, yeah, it does. Just gonna, I forget. I said some weird inspirational shit to my own self. And I moved on. Like, it's okay. It wasn't my time to sparkle. I'll glitter someplace else. No big deal. Yeah. When I was like, I'm like, I'm still kind of bent out of shape but not as

bad as I was when I first found out but I still kept a positive attitude and my HR lady was like

oh I'm really sorry and I just said the same thing it's okay it wasn't my time to shine I

I'm I hope the other person that got the job that I really wanted luck. But I didn't say that. I just said, I didn't say that. She fails miserably. I just said, oh, I wish the other person luck. I don't know, whatever. I was professional. Then the HR woman said, you know, if you wouldn't talk about aliens and Bigfoot dick and pooping so much at work, you might have a little better shot at these things. Well, first of all,

I only say it to this one other individual

that's just as fucking screwy as me,

and we have a great time, okay?

He tells me weird murder stories. He knew someone

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