A Triple H Media production. Okay, I'm going to take that as a sign that you want to talk.

This is so gnarly, dude.

I can't believe I'm in the Hillbilly Horror House and doing an investigation.

There's no way this can get any better, bra.

Hold on to that thought. It just might. I have a voice recorder right here in my pocket.

What do you say? Shall we?

Well, hell to the end, man. Where are you waiting on, whip that sucker out?

The recorder, that is.

You know that, right.

Okay, let's see if this actually works.

Hey, ladies.

It's me, Danny.

I'm guessing you close the door as a sign.

Is that right?

So, ladies.

What's up, ghost girls?

I'm like, a totally awesome installer dude.

You know what I'm talking about.

So, like, Mr. King, dude, I was like wondering, like, do I have to say my name?

Because I'd rather not.

I don't want them to know my name.

No, that's good, man.

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