War On The Whiteboys! Timmy Chalamet, Jack Harlow, & Why Mormon Wives Get Freaky | Ep #696

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Comedy

4.4 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 134 minutes

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YERRR – the boys feel abandoned, but still find time to break down Chalamet, Jack Harlow, and why we need new superstars. We’re talking: – Smut sells, Ozempic skinny jealousy, & McDonald’s elite menu rankings – Ai saving money, UBI panic & leaving the U.S. – White Lotus dreams, Mormon wives chaos & March Madness All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 We’ve been abandoned 00:21 Kpop Demon Hunters is ENGLISH 1:39 St Paddy’s Day + Hard for Jack Harlow 12:25 Care about Opera/Ballet? SPANISH 16:16 Jack’s new nicknames + Unfair? 18:46 Chalamet is good + Needing new Superstars 24:18 Overexposure + Promotion will change 29:40 Schulz navigate + Breaking out of character 33:44 Smut Sells, Fourth Wing + Lines for Harry Potter 37:35 Going to the cinema 41:20 Dune, Opera moment + Bloopers 52:12 Comics laugh, All Season depression + No empathy 56:28 Named after Alex’s stage name + Royals 59:53 Skinnies on Ozempic + Milk & Cereal Hour 1:11:06 Shamrock Shake + McRib OVERRATED 1:13:51 McSommelier + Maccys Passport 1:16:19 March Madness for a Billy 1:23:38 Leaving US, UBI + Catastrophic thinking 1:41:25 Using AI to save money + Switcher 1:47:46 White Lotus S4 + We need Mike White 1:53:37 Mormon Wives, Bat Ish + Camera shy 2:03:34 BAILIFF, Breaking News + Miles McDonalds 2:05:22 Don’t care about Baseball + Taylor Frankie Paul 2:10:27 Chase Infiniti is a new credit card This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to Flager.
0:02.3	We've been abandoned. Let's just call it what it is.
0:05.2	Okay? We got no Akosh.
0:07.9	Hunger Games.
0:08.7	We got no fucking Mark is Al and I holding it down, Corona style.
0:15.2	Okay? We're throwing it back to you.
0:18.7	Alex and Shifty seem to be under the impression that the K-pop demon hunters is an English-American-made movie that just happens to be about a K-pop band and not a Korean-made movie.
0:31.4	No, it's a Korean-made movie, but it's made in English.
0:34.4	No, no, they dub it in English.
0:35.7	No, it's made in English.
0:37.5	All the words of the fucking animated shit are English words.
0:42.2	You don't think that that's originally a Korean song.
0:45.9	No.
0:47.7	It won't slap the same.
0:49.8	Come on.
0:50.4	I have the answer, but I'm going to let y'all sound.
0:52.3	Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. That don't slap to say.
0:55.5	Al.
0:56.3	Does that slap to say?
0:57.7	Mung, my, my.
0:58.8	Ow.
1:01.2	Al, we don't have our Asian representative or our cock Asian representative here for you to be making these jokes, okay?
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