Shapiro’s Eyebrows, Chalamet Should Learn from Leo, & Are Jamaicans Irish? | #695

Flagrant

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4.4 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 108 minutes

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YERRR – the boys are back to NOT solving the Middle East, and roasting Chalamet’s ballet takes. We’re talking: – Insider trading during wars – Shapiro’s eyebrows & Reddit hypotheticals – Parents on edibles Plus: the unexpected hemorrhoid discourse. All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Update on Danny + Daddy duties 5:56 Middle East is EASY + What else is there? 7:26 Joey Avery drops during the war + Solving it 10:09 Insider trading on the war 12:30 Chalamet's Ballet opinions + Stop talking 16:06 Leo DiCaprio's infographic 20:55 Outdoor boys, Camping + "It's cold" 26:13 Drinking + Women voting theory 32:27 Alysa Liu's a G + Gu's got the bag 34:34 Splitting Gs 43:12 Shapiro's eyebrows + Getting clipped 46:49 Reddit hypotheticals + Dog barking 54:34 We love snow, Molly + Parents on Edibles 1:10:54 "Hey mom", Irish are Jamaican + NCAA 1:21:11 Have anything you want + Guinness tech 1:29:56 India Pale Ale & Catfish 1:35:40 Vince Vaughn show, Friends & Seinfeld 1:40:19 Miles' pick-ups, NAACP + What's the POINT? 1:42:56 Opened my eyes for THIS? Joey's special + Mommy issues 1:45:44 Hemorrhoids + Women to gooch pipeline This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to Flagrant.
0:02.9	This boy, Shultz, here, Alex Media, Marky, gags.
0:06.8	We got an update from our Patreon brother, Danny, who needed a new heart and a new liver.
0:14.0	And he has been, I think, for about a week now, unable to talk.
0:18.9	He was able to get a new heart and a new liver.
0:21.2	A miracle.
0:22.2	Let's go, Danny.
0:23.1	Detroit.
0:23.6	Let's go, Danny.
0:24.5	Detroit versus everybody.
0:25.8	Detroit won again.
0:27.0	So we got the first update.
0:29.0	These are Danny's first words.
0:31.3	Let's hear from Danny.
0:32.1	Such, Jerry, went well, slowly getting back.
0:40.3	My strain, day-by-day recovery. I've reprievee. when well slowly getting back my strength day by day recovery I very appreciate it going
0:42.3	vote court sound fucked but you'll get back
0:46.2	any questions let me know let's go Danny
0:48.8	first of all we're very excited
0:50.8	Danny is back
0:52.0	second of all some of you guys know Danny.
0:55.1	Danny speaks with like a, he is like a T. Grizzly accent.
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