War Of The Roses Update: She Wants Proof That Her Sister's Fiancé Isn't The Man He Says He Is

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🗓️ 14 July 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. She absolutely HATES the man her sister is about to marry in a few weeks. She is certain that he is unfaithful and wants proof to help stop her sister from making a big mistake. Can we help her? We'll try! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Crypto doesn't sleep, so neither do we.
0:04.0	Crack-in client support is available 24-7, 365 days a year by call, chat, or email.
0:11.6	We're here for you whenever you need us.
0:13.8	Give us a shout at crackin.com forward slash support proof, not investment advice.
0:18.9	Crypto trading involves risk of loss.
0:21.1	You're on the virtue.
0:24.6	She cares too much about her sister to just sit back and watch her sister make what she
0:29.8	thinks is going to be the biggest mistake of her life.
0:34.2	She's getting married in two weeks or sisters getting married in two weeks and Lee here
0:39.0	hates hates her sister's fiance and is convinced that he's a big fat cheater and wanted some
0:47.9	proof last night to try to catch him cheating.
0:50.2	So she'd go to cis and go, you can't marry this guy.
0:52.8	I was adamantly against this.
0:55.6	And then 2.2 seconds later, I said, let's not do one, but both.
0:59.0	Turn yourself around on it quick.
1:01.4	Yeah, I did.
1:02.4	So we've got some results here.
1:03.6	Hey Lee.
1:04.6	Hi.
1:05.6	How's it going?
1:06.6	It's okay.
1:07.6	How are you?
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