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War Of The Roses Update: She Wants Our Help Clearing Her Name

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🗓️ 12 May 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. Her friend is accusing her of having an affair with her husband, but that's not the case. She's shut down any moves her friend's husband would try to make. She knows he's a cheater, but she wants us to help her get proof so that she can clear her name. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue she wants to clear her name and she needed our help last night to do just that

0:06.7

She's being accused of having an affair. She knows the dude the dude is probably having an affair

0:12.6

But it's just not with me and she wanted our help to try to figure out exactly who it could be with

0:18.3

Hey, Lee good morning

0:20.3

Hi, good morning. I tell us what's going on now here

0:23.8

This is one of your friends and she's accusing you of having an affair with her husband

0:30.0

Yeah

0:31.0

So I was good friends with them. They're named Nirmali and Mark and we you know

0:37.1

I knew her for a really long time and just became friends with her husband and they played through her and

0:44.0

Last year they were going through some like you know marital stop COVID life hard and so he texted me reached out and like

0:51.2

Needed his shoulder to cry on somebody their talk to you like I realized now that was not at all what I should have been doing

0:57.2

Especially because after a few times is meeting up and listening he tried to make a move on me and I was I showed it down immediately

1:04.7

But what wound up actually happening was you know

1:08.1

She already had win that he was probably cheating and now he she thinks it's me and has convinced all of our friends

1:16.0

That it's me and they believe her and it's not like honest to goodness

1:20.2

I've never done anything with him all I did was talk to him when they were going to stuff last year

1:25.0

Would you admit you shouldn't have

1:27.0

I totally I should not have done that and whether or not he made a move on me

1:31.6

I shouldn't have done that that was not my place. I shouldn't have inserted myself. I was trying to be a friend

1:36.7

And it just that fired obviously does she know the part that he came on to you

1:44.1

I

1:46.9

Didn't say anything

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