War Of The Roses Update: She's Worried Karma Is Coming Back Around To Ruin Her Marriage

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🗓️ 3 June 2022

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We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. So we’re bringing it back! Three years ago, her marriage ended because she was having an affair. Months after her divorce, she got married to the man she was having an affair with. Now she suspects he's CHEATING on her! Is he? We'll find out. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.3	So to catch a cheater, War of the Roses, she thinks that karma might be playing a place
0:07.3	here in this whole thing.
0:09.1	Because she messed around on a dude before.
0:11.8	Now she's with another dude and she thinks he might be messing around on her.
0:15.5	So she's looking at the whole thing, I think, with guilty feelings anyway.
0:19.1	Dear Bert Show, I can't believe I'm emailing you about this.
0:23.0	Some may say that I deserve what I get and it's probably karma.
0:27.4	Maybe they're right.
0:28.8	Maybe I do deserve it.
0:31.1	Three years ago I was married to another man.
0:33.6	Our marriage ended because I was having another relationship.
0:37.2	I have a lot of guilt over what happened, but I don't regret it if that makes sense.
0:42.0	Well, at least I didn't regret it until recently.
0:45.8	After my first husband found out about my other relationship, things ended between us
0:50.4	and we got a divorce.
0:52.0	I never stopped seeing the other man and we got married three months after my divorce
0:57.4	was finalized.
0:58.4	Well, here we are three months later and it seems the karma train has come around because
1:04.9	I'm almost certain my new husband is seeing someone else.
1:09.6	I don't know who it is, but I do know that he receives a lot of phone calls that he goes
1:14.8	outside to take.
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