War Of The Roses Update: She's Convinced Her Husband Is Having An Affair With Her BFF!

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🗓️ 16 June 2022

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We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. Our listener is convinced her husband is having an affair with her best friend. All she wants from us is solid proof so she can expose her friend, and we're willing to help her. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get it the virtue.
0:01.9	So we read Carly's email yesterday and she was 100% sure that her husband was screwing
0:09.4	around.
0:10.4	She didn't really point to anything factual.
0:13.4	It's not like she saw texts or anything that they were having an affair, but her gut was
0:18.0	saying, man, this has got to be happening.
0:20.6	So she reached out to us and we'll get her on here in just a second and said, I just need
0:24.4	one grain of 100% truth to prove that he's cheating.
0:29.2	So we're going to do the Captain Cheetah War of the Rose's last night.
0:32.0	Hey Carly.
0:33.0	Hey.
0:34.0	Hi.
0:35.0	Okay.
0:36.0	So you said in your email that you 100% knew that this man was screwing around on you,
0:41.6	but at least based on your email, it didn't seem like you had a lot of proof.
0:46.0	Well, I don't yet.
0:47.0	That's what I'm hoping y'all can give me.
0:49.7	You know, it's incontrovertible.
0:53.2	But yeah, I know.
0:54.2	And all I've had up to this point is just suspicions and kind of my gut instinct, I guess.
0:59.5	So there were no tech, but you said 100%, 100%, but you didn't have any proof whatsoever.
1:06.2	True.
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