War Of The Roses Update: She's Afraid Her Husband Is Making The Same Mistake She Made In The Past

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🗓️ 28 July 2022

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We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. Years ago, she cheated on her husband. It was a rough time for them, but they agree to work through their issues. Afterward, she noticed a change in her husband. He started working out more and getting more attention from women. Now she's afraid he's cheating on her. Is she right? We'll find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get it the bird show. So she cheated on her husband. So is she looking at his actions through like her guilt-filled eyes?
0:09.8	Or is he really now cheating on her? Was the question we had yesterday?
0:14.3	Yeah, I understand her being paranoid.
0:16.0	Yeah, for sure. So two years ago, she did cheat on her husband, but before you judge, it was an accident.
0:22.6	Oh, that's right. This was the accidental infidelity.
0:25.9	Oopsie.
0:27.1	Yep.
0:28.1	It was with a dude that looked like her husband too, right?
0:31.2	Exactly that. She claimed that she had a few too many drinks and she was out for a night and she accidentally slept with a guy who resembled her husband, acted like her husband.
0:39.1	She pretty much was just another version of her husband.
0:41.3	Haven't we had this conversation before, Malam, ask you if your girl is going to cheat on you.
0:46.7	Do you want her, is it less offensive for her to cheat with somebody that looks like you or somebody totally the opposite?
0:56.8	Wow. I think for me personally, I would be more offended if it was somebody totally the opposite.
1:03.9	I don't know. I really can't even explain why.
1:06.1	Almost because at least if he looks like me, it feels like you're still like I'm your type.
1:11.7	But if you're going to get somebody who's the complete opposite, it's like I don't even know if I do it for you anymore.
1:15.7	I would be more offended if the person looked like me.
1:18.0	You would? Yes.
1:19.0	Because I'm like, you got this at home?
1:21.2	Well, you got this and I'm like, then I'm really hyper actively thinking what is wrong with me that you got to look alike.
1:30.7	But what you have at home is still not good enough.
1:32.8	I want, if Tiffany is going to cheat, my fiance is going to cheat.
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