War Of The Roses: They're Battling Over Their Professor?!

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🗓️ 17 October 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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She knows she's competing with her best friend for the affection of a man. Should one of them back out? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Let's get into a brand new Mercedes for $100, okay?
0:04.1	You're listening for the first time and you're like, shut up, shut up, no, you can't.
0:08.5	Yes, we can.
0:09.5	No, you can't.
0:10.5	Yeah, we can, because Burt's Big Adventure is having a raffle with RBM of Alfa Reda.
0:14.8	Like we have for years and $100 raffle ticket gets you into a brand new Mercedes.
0:21.2	Yes.
0:22.2	So for $100, you could be driving off with a brand new 2023 Mercedes Benz GLA 250 S
0:29.9	UV.
0:30.9	Now, the good news, they're only $100, the better news, you have a $2,500 chance in winning.
0:37.3	The not so good news, this thing always sells out, so make sure you get your ticket today.
0:40.7	October 25th is the absolute last day, but if you wait till that day, it's going to be
0:44.2	sold out.
0:45.2	And if we sell out, I get to shoot Burt in the butt with a confetti pen and that's what
0:49.6	this is really all about.
0:50.6	That's not a crazy money for Burt's Big Adventure.
0:52.9	So if you want to get your hands on a ticket, a couple of ways to do it, the bursho.com or
0:57.2	Burt's Big Adventure dot org.
0:59.2	All right, to catch a cheater, this is a really interesting one here today because it's
1:04.1	not necessarily cheating, but she wants some clarity on exactly which woman this dude
1:10.0	is is more into and she wants our help to do it.
1:14.4	My best friend and I share a class together says the email and we found ourselves in a
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