War Of The Roses: She Wants To Test Her Husband Before They Reconcile

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🗓️ 30 March 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. Six months before the pandemic hit, she got married. Shortly after, their marriage went downhill. The two separated and have been seeing other people. But recently, they've started talking again. She wants us to test him to see where his head is at. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:38.4	Here, Bercia, she got married six months before the pandemic hit
0:42.6	and then her marriage began to unravel.
0:46.2	She's not exactly sure where her husband's heart stands
0:50.2	and head stands.
0:52.2	And once our help to try to figure it out tonight,
0:56.0	doing to catch a cheater or the roses, which is what, Kristen?
1:00.4	The fact that we are still this deep into doing more of the roses,
1:03.8	but the infidelity is plentiful.
1:05.8	This is when woman or man reaches out to us because they believe their partner
1:10.0	is being unfaithful.
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