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War Of The Roses: She Wants Our Help Clearing Her Name

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. Her friend is accusing her of having an affair with her husband, but that's not the case. She's shut down any moves her friend's husband would try to make. She knows he's a cheater, but she wants us to help her get proof so that she can clear her name. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This is the Birch Show.

0:02.4

We call this the Birch Show is to catch a cheater, war the roses, and in this case she's

0:06.7

being accused by a friend of having an affair with her husband.

0:10.0

He's apparently cheating, but it's not with our listeners, so she wants our help with

0:14.7

war the roses to figure out who he is cheating with.

0:18.8

Cassie has the email.

0:20.1

Hey Birch, I need your help to catch my friend's husband cheating.

0:23.6

She actually already knows he's cheating, but I need help proving who he is cheating with.

0:29.2

She seems to think that it's with me.

0:31.6

I am absolutely not having any type of relationship with her husband.

0:35.2

The only thing that I did, which I know was a mistake, was to be a shoulder to cry on

0:39.9

when the two of them were having marital issues last year.

0:42.8

He said he didn't have any friends or many friends and that he considered me to be like

0:46.4

a sister and needed someone to talk to about it all.

0:49.8

So he would text me or we'd meet up to talk about things.

0:52.6

I swear, nothing ever happened between us.

0:56.2

However, I realized it was a mistake when he tried to make something happen.

1:00.1

When I pushed him away and I told him absolutely not, he apologized since he wasn't thinking

1:04.4

right and that he was just feeling emotionally and physically lonely since they had been

1:07.7

having problems.

1:09.4

Around the same time, she realized how much we had been spending, she realized how much

1:13.3

time we had been spending together as friends and was suspicious about it.

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