War Of The Roses: She's Afraid Her Husband's On The Verge Of Cheating

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🗓️ 8 June 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. She doesn't think her husband is currently cheating, but she does believe he's head in that direction. Why? Because of the attractive women at his office. Is her feeling about this right? We're going to help her find out. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get it, the virtue.
0:01.6	All right, so she knows or she thinks that her husband hasn't taken that step yet to
0:07.4	cheating, but she does think that he's on the path.
0:11.1	And she wants our help to just figure this whole thing out with to catch a cheater.
0:15.9	Kristen has the email.
0:16.9	Yes, I do have the email and I'm pulling it up right now.
0:19.6	Indeed you are.
0:20.6	Oh, where are we?
0:21.6	Here we are.
0:22.6	Because you help me with the situation.
0:24.2	I have some suspicions about my husband that I need to investigate.
0:28.1	And my first course of action is to approach you and request your war of the roses.
0:33.2	I realize you need details in order to consider my request.
0:35.8	I do not want to mislead you.
0:37.4	Shall we tell people where the roses is in case they don't know?
0:39.4	Yes, sure.
0:40.4	Go ahead.
0:41.4	What do you guys go ahead on that?
0:42.4	Where are the roses?
0:43.4	Where someone thinks their husband is cheating on them so they reach out to the birch
0:48.1	show.
0:49.1	We have a fake flower company that reaches out to them with a number of flower arrangements
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