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War Of The Roses: She's Afraid Her Husband Is Making The Same Mistake She Made In The Past

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. Years ago, she cheated on her husband. It was a rough time for them, but they agree to work through their issues. Afterward, she noticed a change in her husband. He started working out more and getting more attention from women. Now she's afraid he's cheating on her. Is she right? We'll find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Listen, it's the bird show.

0:02.0

See, there's a lot of problems with cheating.

0:04.2

One of them is that when you do the cheating,

0:07.0

then you start to think that everybody around you

0:11.6

might be cheating also, right?

0:13.6

And I think that's what she's going through here as well.

0:16.6

She wants us to do a War of the Roses to catch a cheater.

0:19.6

And her email, you want to explain exactly what that is, Christy?

0:22.8

Yeah, so to catch a cheater, War of the Roses,

0:25.8

if you think somebody in your life is cheating on you,

0:28.2

we send them an email asking if they want a free bouquet of flowers

0:31.6

to send to whomever they want.

0:33.6

If they take the bait and bite,

0:35.6

they'll order flowers and the type of flowers they order.

0:38.4

And obviously who they send it to and what the card says

0:41.2

will tell us everything.

0:42.6

All right, the email says two years ago,

0:45.4

I accidentally cheated on my husband.

0:48.4

Huh?

0:49.4

Yeah, I'd like some clarification on that.

0:51.4

She true.

0:52.4

What that are close on.

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