Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

Wow, that was a quick flight.

Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.

Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.

Me neither.

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.

Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.

What have you done?

Should have gone to Spec Savers.

Book an eye test online.

Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

The Birchow.

It is rare that we do War of the Roses, where we test a dude to see if he's being loyal.

It's very rare that we do that with somebody that already knows our man is cheating.

I mean, what's the point in it, right?

For those of you that are new around here, what is War of the Roses?

Kristen.

So our, to catch a cheater, War of the Roses is when we have somebody come on.

They suspect their significant other of cheating.

So we send them an email from a fake florist and offer them some bouquets of flowers to send to whomever for free.

And then if they take the bait and they get flowers and they send them, the fact that they took the bait, obviously who they're sending it to, and what the card says

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