War Of The Roses PT 3: She's Convinced Her Husband Is Having An Affair With Her BFF!

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🗓️ 22 June 2022

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Summary

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. Our listener is convinced her husband is having an affair with her best friend. All she wants from us is solid proof so she can expose her friend, and we're willing to help her. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're on the virtue.
0:02.0	I'm really curious, Fendi, you guys would join us for a second and confess to us, maybe
0:07.0	we'll even put you on the voice, if you're more comfortable with that, that you accused
0:11.7	him or you accused her of cheating, only to find out that you are 100% wrong and had
0:19.5	to do that verbal walk of shame where you say, I am so sorry.
0:23.5	It was my insecurity, I mean, but maybe you went to great lengths to catch them and they
0:28.2	weren't cheating and you had to eat that humble pie, 1, 8, 5, 5, birch joke, because
0:33.6	the last time we checked in here with the catch the cheater wore the roses, we had proven
0:39.8	to her.
0:40.8	Bless you.
0:41.8	Thank you.
0:42.8	Lisa was the silent one.
0:43.8	Yeah, that's good.
0:44.8	Yeah, thank you.
0:45.8	So we had proven to her that her man was not cheating on her and even though she had
0:49.5	no definitive proof, everything in her gut was saying that, yes, I know he is and forget
0:54.2	about your results.
0:55.2	Remember this?
0:56.3	Yeah, our listener, Carly is sure, sure that her husband is cheating on her with her best
1:01.2	friend from college.
1:02.6	They were in each other's weddings.
1:04.7	She's changed her kids diapers.
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