War Of The Roses PT 3: She's Afraid Her Husband's Feelings For Her Are Starting To Change

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🗓️ 28 July 2022

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We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. She married a man six months after meeting him. She loves him and his kids, BUT she's worried he may be starting to stray. So she wants our help testing him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The virtue.
0:01.0	All right, let's give you guys a little closure here, because last time we checked in with
0:04.6	her, she was wondering if her husband's feelings were starting to change.
0:09.8	So she tested his loyalty and got the answers that she wanted.
0:14.3	We thought with the word of the roses and to catch a cheetah, right?
0:17.6	Yep.
0:18.6	So they were married for about after six months of knowing each other, but she was head
0:22.3	over heels and love with this man and she thought it was a beautiful relationship because
0:25.6	he had three kids and she really was extremely motherly to his three kids.
0:29.6	And that was something that he hadn't seen before.
0:31.3	So it started off as something really beautiful and he was really happy to have her in his
0:35.0	life.
0:36.0	However, at some point, things started to change and she could feel that he was starting
0:39.0	to be a little more distant.
0:40.5	She didn't feel as if his feelings toward her was as real and whenever he would go out
0:44.1	which started to become a lot in recent times, he would always be real defensive about where
0:48.3	he was and where he was going.
0:50.4	And so she wanted us to test him and we did.
0:52.2	We did a war of the roses in which he sent some flowers to a lady who was not him, some lady
0:57.2	named Aaron, which were scheduled to be delivered to a residential address.
1:01.6	And the note on the card said just because so obviously she was upset at the fact that
1:05.9	he indeed was sending flowers to a different woman.
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