War Of The Roses PT 3: She's Afraid Her Husband Is Making The Same Mistake She Made In The Past

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🗓️ 29 July 2022

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We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. Years ago, she cheated on her husband. It was a rough time for them, but they agree to work through their issues. Afterward, she noticed a change in her husband. He started working out more and getting more attention from women. Now she's afraid he's cheating on her. Is she right? We'll find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're on the virtue.
0:02.2	So Becky hits us up a couple of days ago and she's thinking like her man might be messing
0:05.6	around on her.
0:06.6	So she wants us to do one of those war, the roses type deals where we send him in offer
0:11.7	some fake flowers.
0:12.7	He doesn't know that.
0:13.7	We just want to see who he's going to turn around and send those to.
0:16.4	She was pretty convinced he was going to send him to somebody else, which he did.
0:21.2	We had results yesterday, but Becky wasn't here.
0:23.8	So he didn't send him to somebody else.
0:25.0	He sent him to Becky.
0:26.0	Oh, that's right.
0:27.0	That's right.
0:28.0	Hey, Becky.
0:29.0	Hi.
0:29.8	How are you doing?
0:30.8	How are you doing?
0:31.8	Good.
0:32.8	So just very, very quickly, what even got us to this moment?
0:36.0	What has he been doing that you thought that maybe something is going on?
0:40.0	Well, you know, so he's, you know, we said before that I, you know, had my whole cheating
0:48.1	situation that happened.
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