War Of The Roses PT 2: Her Boyfriend Keeps Lying About Where He’s Going!
The Bert Show
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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2024
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the bird show. |
| 0:02.5 | Do you want to call an audible here and run with this? |
| 0:05.8 | Like you guys call up flexing your intelligence. |
| 0:09.9 | The fact that you know that most don't. |
| 0:12.6 | We just went around the room if you want to get in on this 1-855 bird show. |
| 0:16.6 | I eat walnuts every day. |
| 0:17.9 | But I'm not really sure what a walnut is, actually. |
| 0:19.5 | So I Google it during the show because we're very busy in here. |
| 0:25.4 | And found out that walnuts are not actually nuts at all. |
| 0:30.5 | Walnuts are the seeds of a fruit called a droop. |
| 0:35.1 | D-R-U-P-E. |
| 0:37.1 | Now you know. So they're a droop, D-R-U-P-E. Now you know. |
| 0:38.4 | So they're a droop nut? |
| 0:41.2 | A droopy nut. |
| 0:42.3 | A droopy nut. |
| 0:43.4 | That's sad. |
| 0:44.5 | So do you have one of those, |
| 0:47.1 | Now You Know, Moments, |
| 0:48.9 | 1-855-Bird show, |
| 0:50.2 | because we went around the room and most had them. |
| 0:52.6 | So, and this just happened recently. |
| 0:55.1 | One of my good friends, Michelle, sent me this information about where, like, throwing up |
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