War Of The Roses PT 1: Did Her Man Ditch Her On NYE For Another Woman?! + Bert's Shark Diving Experience

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🗓️ 3 January 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Her man went MIA on New Year's. He had an excuse about getting too drunk. But she thinks he left to kiss another woman. She wants us to see if he IS cheating with War of the Roses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Firt Show.
0:02.0	Later on today or maybe tomorrow morning I gotta ask you guys,
0:04.0	like what was the most that you were anticipating doing on your vacation
0:09.0	and it just ended up being like a big old disappointment?
0:12.0	You know, like like for me going to see the
0:15.6	Liberty Bell for the very first time that thing sucked man it's it's it's smaller
0:19.8	than anticipated it's teeny man it's not teeny it's like a dinner bell. It is not a dinner bell. It is not that small.
0:27.6	So I was telling you guys before I left for this safari down in South Africa and I got so many things to tell you guys I'm just going to break it up in parks
0:34.2	that this diving with the sharks cage diving with the sharks I was super excited
0:40.0	about I was excited for you sucked no way yeah man I can't believe that so I was excited for you. Sucked.
0:43.0	No way. Yeah, man.
0:44.0	So I was in just outside of Cape Town.
0:46.0	Because they kept you safe.
0:49.0	Yeah, but it's such...
0:51.0	And you came back with all of your limbs?
0:52.0	I'm like, how bad could it be if you came back with all of your limbs?
0:52.6	I'm like, how bad could it be if you came back alive?
0:55.0	Yeah, this sounds like pretty damn me.
0:58.0	I guess I was looking for...
1:00.0	Were you in water with sharks?
1:02.0	Somewhat.
1:03.0	What were your comments afterwards?
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