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War Of The Roses: Is This Man Lying About Being Single?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. She just started dating a man that she thinks is great. But before they go on their first date she wants to verify that he is truly single. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the virtue.

0:01.5

I she wants our help with to catch a cheater and she's not even married.

0:07.4

She just feels like she's not really sure that this dude that she's interested in is

0:11.9

truly single or not.

0:14.2

So she wants us to test his loyalty with to catch a cheater and wore the roses.

0:18.6

Mo has the email.

0:19.6

Okay, everybody.

0:20.6

Just had to take a deep breath for what?

0:22.2

I always do that before I read an email.

0:23.8

You do?

0:24.8

Yeah.

0:25.8

Okay.

0:26.8

Yeah, to call it out though and tell everybody.

0:27.8

I don't even have some selling pang or something.

0:29.8

Pain going on.

0:30.8

Why you need so much air?

0:32.8

Why you need so much air?

0:33.8

I don't know.

0:34.8

I really never thought about it just to be remembered.

0:36.9

That's when he drops his voice down.

0:39.0

Oh, I'm sorry.

0:40.0

I'm sorry.

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