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War Of The Roses: Is Her Husband Sneaking Around With Another Woman While She's At Work?

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🗓️ 20 April 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. Her husband is a stay-at-home dad. At first he hated it, but things changed after he connected with a single mom. The two spend a lot of time together, and now she suspects they're more than friends. Are her suspicions correct? We'll find out! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This is the virtue. So our husband is to stay at home, Dan, and he has been hanging out

0:06.2

quite a bit with another single mom all the time. And now wifey is wondering, there's

0:13.1

some kind of chemistry there. I can't quite put my finger on.

0:17.1

Virtue will you help me out and try to get to the truth?

0:20.1

Um, Kristen, what is war the roses to catch, Cheetah?

0:22.6

War the roses is when we you you supply us with an email of the person you're trying to

0:27.6

catch. We send them an email for a free bouquet of flowers. They choose what type of flowers

0:33.8

they want. Then they put who they want it to be sent to and they typically write a card,

0:39.1

a message. And it's the type of flowers, the card and who it's going to, which typically

0:45.5

will let us know is this person cheating.

0:48.0

That is got the email.

0:49.2

Dear Bert Show, I'm hoping you'll be willing to do war the roses for me on my husband.

0:54.5

I'm sure you get a lot of these requests while that is sad. It makes me feel a little better

0:58.9

than I'm not totally alone and what I'm going through. My husband is a stay at home dad

1:03.2

to our two year old daughter. It wasn't a role that we planned for him, but it just seemed

1:08.0

to work out that way. At first, he hated it. However, he has recently started to enjoy

1:13.2

it a lot more, but I'm suspicious about his reasons why I recently brought up the idea

1:19.4

of him returning to work, but he refuses. Coincidentally, the timing of this new found

1:25.0

enjoyment of his daily life seems to coincide with him meeting a single mom with a daughter

1:29.8

that is our daughter's age. He started talking about her all the time. Seems that they

1:34.2

spend a lot of time together while I'm at work. Sometimes they come home from work and

1:38.4

I will find an item or two that this mom has left at my house. However, most days, it seems

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