War Of The Roses: Is Her Husband's Paranoia A Sign He's Cheating?

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🗓️ 27 April 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. Her husband's paranoia has become too much for her. He's always accusing her of cheating, and now she's questioning him! Is his paranoia projection of the shady things he's doing? We're going to help her find out! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is the birch show.
0:02.3	Maybe, just maybe he's overly suspicious that she's cheating because he's the one that's
0:11.8	cheating.
0:12.8	I've heard this theory before, but that's what our birch show listener is thinking and that's
0:17.8	why she wants us to test him tonight with to catch a cheater or the roses.
0:22.8	Cassie has the email.
0:24.3	Birch, I'm looking for some help from your War of the Rose segment.
0:28.2	I need to know if my boyfriend's cheating or not.
0:30.5	My boyfriend and I have been together for two years and being honest, I had a sense that
0:34.5	things were not right with us lately, but I didn't think I realized that it could be because
0:38.3	he's cheating.
0:39.8	I also had been desperate to figure out what is going on with us because I really felt
0:43.2	like we had something special and we were inching closer to marriage.
0:46.5	He's my first relationship for this length of time and it seemed like the natural path.
0:51.0	I, however, am not the longest relationship he has had.
0:54.5	I know he and his ex were together for almost three years and he was very honest with me
0:58.5	about why they broke up.
1:00.1	He admitted to me that he had cheated on her and happened for several months before
1:03.5	they broke up.
1:04.7	When he told me he had some really convincing excuses as to why it happened, so I didn't
1:09.5	subscribe to the once-a-cheater, always a cheater, line of thinking.
1:12.8	I trusted him fully with the assumption that he'd never have a reason to cheat in our
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