War Of The Roses: Are Her Divorced Parents Secretly Hooking Up?!
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🗓️ 3 May 2023
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue first an update from Kristen and an important one. Yes, Cassie. |
| 0:04.4 | You remember when you brought to the table about changing tables and bathrooms? |
| 0:09.4 | Yes. So as a parent, I realized going out to eat even a place if a place had a kids menu, |
| 0:14.3 | often it won't have a changing table and especially even if it does have one in the women's, |
| 0:19.0 | it wouldn't have one in the men. So I wanted instead of coming down on places that don't have |
| 0:23.2 | tables because it's not your responsibility to accommodate my child though I would really |
| 0:27.6 | much appreciate it. I want to highlight places that do accommodate families. |
| 0:31.5 | If you listen to John Mulaney and his new Netflix special, he says those baby changing tables aren't |
| 0:36.6 | for babies at all. They're just for doing cocaine off of it. That's why you got to look for the black |
| 0:40.7 | streets on them. And then I also bring my own changing pad to put down on top of it. I do as well. |
| 0:46.9 | Okay, that's not where I was going with that. Thank you. |
| 0:50.2 | Interesting turn you took there. So I was in the Carpool line on Monday to pick up Jimmy. Jimmy |
| 0:56.8 | goes to a church preschool. He's in their toddler class. And I'm getting out of the car to grab Jimmy |
| 1:03.7 | in one of the moms who volunteers there goes, Hey, I heard your segment about the changing tables. |
| 1:09.1 | And I'm like, Oh, okay. And she goes, um, our activity center, there's a lot of dads that come in at |
| 1:14.5 | night with their kids are playing basketball. And I realized there's a changing table in the women's |
| 1:18.5 | restroom, but not a changing table in the men's restroom. So I went to the higher ups and we used |
| 1:24.8 | some discretionary funds and they put a changing table in the man's restroom. That is so exciting. |
| 1:30.4 | The church. Big win. Thank you. That is huge. You don't. Yeah. I get so tired. If we're at all day, |
| 1:36.7 | I have to do every poopy diaper blowout like a jazz game. He's willing to do it. But there's no table. |
| 1:42.3 | Yeah. She went and she's like, she's like, she's not there. There wasn't one in there. And so, yeah, |
| 1:45.1 | they had some, some funds they set aside for different things. And they approved it. And literally, |
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