You are the resistance.

I'm Christopher Tidus people and this is the Armageddon update.

No Kings Day, yeah! We did it! People, over 8 million people showed up and protested and everything changed.

Yeah!

No, we're still at war. You get that right. He started a war after Obama had already made a pack with Iran to never have to start a war.

It's not like, you know, there's an example of a war we fought for 20 years in the Middle East.

Sorry, my bed.

Two wars.

And those ended like fucking yesterday.

We fought in the Middle East for decades and got exactly squat zero.

Zilch Nodda.

Now, the persimmon pedophile who needs to distract from the Epstein files because he did it.

Should go right to fucking jail. The son of our bitch is guilty.

Has started a war with Iran, who he claimed was two weeks from building a nuke.

Over the next two weeks. We'll be reporting back sometime over the next two

weeks the next two weeks in two weeks which they weren't building because obama had made a deal

that trump tore up and and and look at my ballroom it's beautiful it's not possible for us to take care

of daycare medicaid medic, all these individual things.

So, to be clear, Captain Cankels, our diaper dictator, launched a war without being provoked.

On the first day, killed 160 elementary schoolgirls.

That's a war crime.

Gas prices have gone up more than a dollar a gallon.

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