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Titus Podcast

President Bruce!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Scream Sanity! You ARE the RESISTANCE! 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You are the resistance.

0:05.3

I'm Christopher Titus, people, and this is the Armaged Update.

0:08.0

Today, let's talk great Americans, leaders, people who have stood up and changed the country.

0:13.6

Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson, Roosevelt, Springsteen.

0:17.2

That's right.

0:18.1

In our current timeline, the best, clearest, committed, inspirational leader in America, isn't any politician. It's a 76-year-old rockster and his band of elderly badasses. Not you, Jake. You're not elderly. You're 6'5 and you carry a saxophone like a weapon. No offense. Here's how bad things are. Springsteen just got off a two-year tour, where in the middle of it, he had stomach

0:38.2

ulcers, played in rock stadiums throughout the world even while he was in pain, and when that was over,

0:44.1

he sold his music catalog, sold out stadiums for years, and was taking a much-needed break. Ah,

0:49.1

and then this lying, cheating, rapist, pedophile kept defiling our country on the daily.

0:54.8

So, Springsteen does what he does.

0:56.8

He picks up his axe and he starts swinging.

0:59.3

He saw people getting murdered on the streets of America with no investigation and no consequences.

1:05.7

He saw the corruption and racism and went back on tour, and this time an American tour, to do what he can to help America.

1:11.8

And some say, just stick to your music, bro. Do you know who this dude has been for 50 years?

1:16.8

This is the same guy who called out Ronald Reagan when he misquoted, born in the USA.

1:21.3

Reagan said, well, it's morning in America. And Bruce said, yeah, but because of you, only helping the wealthy.

1:27.3

It's midnight in Pittsburgh.

1:29.0

He helped Stephen Van Zandt stop apartheid in South Africa.

1:36.8

People, he toured with Amnesty International to support human rights across the globe.

1:43.6

You know, like stop

1:44.9

sex trafficking children and committing genocide of oppressed people. After 9-11, he healed us with

1:51.0

his album The Rising, and then went on tour with another rock star and helped him get elected president.

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