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| 0:00.0 | So I'm definitely going to marry Harambe because he is tender and kind. |
| 0:08.0 | The only thing we've ever seen him do is drag a child around. |
| 0:11.2 | Right. |
| 0:12.2 | And he's definitely the most handsome. |
| 0:15.2 | Yes. |
| 0:15.6 | Actually, that, that, Cecil is pretty handsome as well. |
| 0:19.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:20.6 | So I'm going to, |
| 0:22.3 | I'm going to marry Harambe, |
| 0:24.5 | and I'm going to, |
| 0:25.9 | I'm going to fuck Cecil. |
| 0:28.2 | Just, |
| 0:28.9 | just because he's a lion, |
| 0:30.8 | so you know that he, |
| 0:31.6 | he, |
| 0:31.7 | he gives it to you good. |
| 0:33.7 | That would be Zach. |
| 0:39.8 | And then once again, the alligator just gets fucked so hard here. |
| 0:53.8 | So we're probably not actually going to talk about penises on this episode, but we're |
| 0:59.0 | working our way backwards from a good title. |
| 1:00.8 | We saw War Dogs, and We usually have like puns for titles, and War Dongs is, that's |
| 1:08.7 | going to get clicks, baby. |
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