I don't think there's any way to just casually works in the conversation.

So let's lead off with it.

We fucked up hard on the summer fantasy draft.

How so?

We missed one mega thing that it didn't

dawn on me till yesterday there was one of these at the party i was at and it's maybe especially

for guys maybe the most fun thing in the world for the the most manly thing in the world for guys

what a nerf howler what the oh is that one of those screamers that when you throw it? The footballs that you throw a fuck, like you, you could have the weakest arm in the world. You throw that thing, it goes a fucking mile. And you, like, set up to play catch with it with your friends. And no matter what, every time you throw throw it you bomb it like a mile over their

head right and no one can ever catch it well that thing's not fun to play with unless you're

literally throwing it as far as you can well i don't think anyone like stands like tosses right has

a talk while playing with it you stand super far away from each other and you put like all of your

torque into it and you throw it so fucking far over your

friend's head and then it's like six minutes they have to go walk and get it and you drink a beer

while they go get it it's so much fun um maybe it was just because i was like a kid and it wasn't

annoying but i feel like those things get more and more obnoxious as time has gone on.

Maybe it's because I'm an adult and I'm like, fuck those things. So I played with one yesterday. I couldn't even tell you what they sound like. Really? It's like I don't even hear it because I think you're so, you have so much glee and you're giggling the whole time maybe. So you don't actually hear the sound it's making i would love to go back and uh watch i'm sure

they're on youtube but go back and like watch the commercials for those things because like old early

early 2000s late 90s commercials they're just so ridiculous they used to work roided out athletes into

them too right do you remember the the vortex power bat yeah yeah and it was uh markuire, and he was like, hey, you know my secret to hitting home runs?

Yep.

And he was like, it's the vortex power bat.

And that thing was awesome.

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