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Wanted PT 2: A Date To Take On A Vacation! Could It Be You?

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

He broke up with my girlfriend and need somebody to go to Hilton head with me for five days starting October 7th. Can you hook me up? If that goes well, I also have two tickets to Pitbull...and I need somebody for that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it, the virtue.

0:01.0

All right, let's check back with Brad here real quick.

0:04.3

So Brad comes on with this yesterday, right?

0:06.2

Brad's back.

0:07.2

So Brad is a, Brad is 66 years old and called us on his rotary phone yesterday and is like,

0:16.4

hey, you did not, you did not, you have a cell.

0:21.6

So Brad calls us up and he's like, look, I'm 66 years old.

0:24.5

I just broke up with my girlfriend.

0:26.4

You know, now I was listening to your story yesterday, Brad, to about the breakup with

0:31.6

your girlfriend.

0:32.6

I just think that you get to a certain age where you just are like so over the drama.

0:38.5

DGF, man.

0:39.5

DGF, just.

0:40.5

Oh, yeah.

0:41.5

Did you read the DGF level?

0:42.5

Yeah, so when she's causing all this drama and about, you know, your tennis profile and

0:50.2

all that, I can see it's 66 years old.

0:52.2

You're just like, no, thank you for this.

0:53.9

Thank you for that.

0:54.9

So Brad was telling us that she's out, but they had a trip booked to Hilton head and

1:01.1

you don't want to go alone.

1:02.1

Yep.

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