This week, a tight deadline requires drastic measures to get the job done.

This is the wanted podcast.

Welcome back, everybody, to the Wanted Podcast.

My name is John, and this is my co-host Alex.

Welcome back, everyone.

Thanks for joining us.

Special midweek drop edition for all of our friends who listen to us.

Just a little bonus for everyone, a little midweek, a little bump to help get you through the week, I guess.

I like these episodes. I think it's cool. We have a lot of stories that would be hard to draw all the way out into a full episode, but are still weird enough to be worth telling.

Absolutely. And I think it's like the bonus episodes are just like the equivalent of like bumping into some dude at a bar.

And he's like, how was your day?

You're like, fuck, dude, get this.

This is like, that's what the bonus episodes are to me.

Yeah, it's kind of just a chance to not something that you'd stretch out into a full hour or something,

but just something that is fucking wild that people might like to hear.

Yeah, because weird shit happens in our life in short time frames as well as long time frames.

The moments that aren't weird shit in my life, I can't.

There are few and far between.

My normal, my homeostasis is fucking weird.

What's the weirdest thing that happened to you today?

Let's see here.

Weirdly.

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