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Normal edition. Normal Friday morning drop. Full case study edition, not the mini-micra episodes.

I thought you were saying normal as in not John, ASMR.

I was pretending to do ASMR.

We were doing a warm up to this.

I'm intrigued by that whole phenomenon, like on Twitch or YouTube.

By the concept of it.

Not like he actually wants to watch it, but he's trying to understand the appeal of it.

I feel like it's that ASMR is the equivalent to like some dude rolling into your town

in 1890 and selling you like 190 proof grain alcohol saying this is going to cure your

depression. This is going to make you more virile and allow you to get pregnant easier and help with your

lady problems and it's like total fucking snake oil i just and

the reason i know that is if you look at it like the top channels they're all just tiddy channels

that like the top asmr people it's not like some do with a phd who's like you know this has been

neurologically proven to help you relax and channel your you know focus your energy better it's some girl doing it

with their titty's hanging out i mean that's that's all of them there's there's no way you could

separate the tube between and the success it's you know some girl in a bikini top rubbing a hair

brush across the microphone she's like can you feel this in your spine? Are you totally relaxed?

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