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It is revenge time. Abby, what have we been spending a lot of time on this week and with who?

We have been talking to comedian slash lawyer-ish who is telling us different ways you could probably not get arrested with ways to get revenge on your ex.

We have talked about sending animal poop to their doorstep.

We have also talked about making them have a slow burn milk curdle smell to their apartment

where you put a little bit of milk in some cleaning solution and slowly over time,

it makes their entire apartment smell like the inside of somebody's toes.

Neat.

That was too descriptive.

Specific though.

So neat. So Ish is back with us again today. You can check her out on Instagram on all social media platforms at What the Ish. All right. So first of all, leaning right into this even before we know what it is, on a scale of one to 100, with 100, this is definitely getting you arrested arrested and one being no chance at all

what's it going to be today?

This one might get you committed

by your friends

because it's a little elaborate and insane

but I think the chances of getting arrested

are like a seven truly.

Nothing.

Oh, okay, that's nothing.

And I mean committed,

I'm in a padded room by myself and I can sleep all day.

I'm actually kind of not in that right now.

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