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Hey everyone, welcome to the Bid Fible Podcast.

I'm Shadowband for Calling Myself a Jew.

It's Tax Day.

I'm in a bidding war for my dream house that I've been waiting for for eight fucking months.

Um, Andrew just found out that I kickstarted his Instagram account for the first time in 10 years.

And a third party booking site just bamboozled me for a hotel reservation for my wedding anniversary.

Did I also mention that I wouldn't go my asshole laser last week and I had an allergic reaction.

And now I have discoloration up my entire schfink dirt crack and my skin is bubbling.

How are you?

Also, if you're here because you heard some sound bite on fucking daily pop, guess what?

This shows not for you.

So I'm saving you time and despair Melissa onward and upward.

And Andrew just found out about his Instagram account.

And by the way, you fuckers.

Okay.

I would like to use this platform for self serving PSA.

Okay.

I never realized how stupid people are.

I'm going to go back in time here.

You know, sometimes when the roof starts caving in for me and I've got a lot on deck and I'm

supposed to be doing things, I completely retreat and do something useless, mindless and just

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