I have two

I have two disclaimers for today's for today's episode. Disclaimer number one, if I'm squinting a lot,

it's because I've been dealing with some eyeball dryness. I don't even know. I've been lubricating.

I've been rewetting. I've been doing all the things that the eye doctors tell you to do,

and it just has not been solved. So that's number one. Number two is I am mentally unprepared,

but prepared to be canceled by insoles and football fans on Twitter. And you know what? It's just

going to happen and jokes on them because I don't even go on Twitter. I only do for research,

but I never look at myself. Okay. So yeah, they're going to be upset. They're going to be upset. I only do for research, but I never look at myself. Okay. So, yeah, we're, they're going to be

upset. They're going to be upset. I'm scared to talk about sports. This is like one of the Mots.

I'm never scared to touch a Mots, but this is one where I'm like, ooh, I don't know. I've been

putting it off, putting it off, but it's been so highly requested. We are going to be dissecting the very messy

love what's bigger than a triangle, a love hexagon, a love octagon of the wags of Argentinian

soccer players that I just didn't even know that it could get this messy. Am I dissecting

their soccer play? Am I dissecting what it means to be a pro athlete? Absolutely not. Do I know how to be

a pro athlete? No. So this has nothing to do with balls. This is nothing to do with soccer.

This is just why are they all dating each other in the messiest way

possible that's my question so we did work with our argentinian researchers on this and she just gave me

like a very firm warning she was like you know how in america for thanksgiving you don't want to

talk to your uncle about religion or politics in argentina we don't want to talk about religion politics

and football they call it football so everyone calls it football we don't want to talk about religion, politics, and football. They call it football.

So everyone calls it football. I don't know why the fuck we call it soccer. Okay. So they don't like to

talk about soccer. That's how divisive this topic is. But we're about to dive right in. Let me introduce

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