Walmart Conspiracy Theories
The Shane Dawson Podcast
Shane Dawson
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🗓️ 1 February 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So this is actually from a document that Starbucks gave their employees. |
| 0:06.0 | Can I show this? |
| 0:07.0 | Yeah, yeah, because this is like a public article. |
| 0:09.0 | Public? |
| 0:10.0 | So this is what they specifically say you have to do. |
| 0:18.0 | Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. |
| 0:20.0 | It's 2016 edition. I'm so over it. Listen, it's fun. I love that everybody wants to go back 10 years ago. Although I remember back in 2016, everybody's like, this is the worst year ever. And everybody's like, take me back. |
| 0:57.8 | I don't know, 2016 was great for us. I love 2016. Every year is the worst year ever, I feel like. You know, you go on social media. It's when we got our first dog. Oh, I know. It was a big year. It was when you took off your shirt and danced to work from home by Fifth Harmony on my front porch. I had my carousel, carousel prepared, and then I left it in the drafts. |
| 1:10.8 | Why? It's a lot of, like, me being, like, shirtless and cringy. What were you guys doing in 2016? Who even remembers? I think we were... What did we do? Were you still in high school, Spencer? Yeah. Oh, no. His freshman year? No, I was in a junior year or senior year? Oh, my God. Take us back. Yeah. What was that like? No, I was like, looking at the pictures, like, we do not need to open that box. Dark days, dark days. What was your, like, high school school who were you in high school what was your |
| 1:28.8 | click i don't know i really had a click i don't know i would hang out with a lot of like ski bro |
| 1:34.2 | i'm starting to remember didn't you say you used to wear a fedora and like a pirate hat okay that was |
| 1:38.6 | middle school that was middle school those are really we don't need to come back to that i know |
| 1:43.5 | that was the group I moved away from. |
| 1:45.7 | The Pirates of the Caribbean Club. |
| 1:49.2 | Yeah, the suit every day type click. |
| 1:51.4 | We moved off, we moved on from that. |
| 1:53.5 | Aw, I hope they're okay. |
| 1:55.0 | But we respect people who do that. |
| 1:56.2 | I don't know why I picture you had like longer hair |
| 1:58.4 | in high school and then you know, |
| 1:59.5 | in like every high school movie montage where it's like the wind is blowing your hair as you walk through the doors you know i see it |
| 2:05.4 | you kind of have like a young brendan fraser vibe oh that's what everyone's said but but like there's maybe |
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