The Mountain DEWmsday Conspiracy Theory!
The Shane Dawson Podcast
Shane Dawson
4.9 • 8.3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We've talked about it before, the Mountain Dew theory. |
| 0:03.0 | The theory is every time Mountain Dew comes out with a new flavor, |
| 0:06.0 | something bad happens that correlates with the name of the flavor. |
| 0:09.0 | So then Spencer is like, oh, have you heard about the new one? |
| 0:11.0 | I was like, no. |
| 0:12.0 | So these new flavors, there's three of them. |
| 0:15.0 | There's... |
| 0:16.0 | Oh, my gosh. |
| 0:22.8 | Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is, |
| 0:25.0 | caffeinated edition. |
| 0:28.8 | I've never seen so much caffeine in my life. |
| 0:31.0 | I walked out of my office and everybody had a big goal. |
| 0:33.8 | You know, I've been on a pretty big cold brew cake lately. |
| 0:36.7 | And I found a syrup that's an |
| 0:38.7 | espresso concentrate that adds like 100 milligrams of caffeine for tablespoon i thought you're gonna |
| 0:45.4 | make it some cocktails lately that have been keeping me up are you okay oh yeah i literally was |
| 0:52.2 | like are you guys ready and Jared's like yeah and he. And he had a, or Trenti's like. |
| 0:56.3 | That's accurate. |
| 0:57.3 | Yeah, just accurate. |
| 0:59.3 | And it was gone. |
| 1:00.3 | And it pulls out of syrup. |
| 1:01.7 | I didn't even know they put those in Trenton cups until I asked for one. |
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