Yo, Perry Shorffins and Retrogrades, happy Sunday.

I don't normally do streams on Sundays, but today, today I had to. Today was too rich,

not to. In Friday's Wall Street Journal, opinioninion, Editorial Houses of Worship Section,

an absolutely venerated tradition along the American right.

The Houses of Worship, Opinion Editorial, Wall Street Journal section.

A lady called Erica Bacciochie wrote an op-ed called John Paul II, the Feminist Pope,

and she took on Little old me, the Wall Street

Journal, Opinion editorial section, and oh my, oh my, she printed my resume, more or less,

as the leader of the patriarchy movement, and she kind of admitted that much, but she got everything else wrong.

I'm going to read you that article today.

That was on Friday paper, the March 14th Wall Street Journal.

And the funny thing was, that was my birthday.

So it was a little gift left by Ms. Bacchiocci,

hilarious woman studies major. I was so happy. I was so proud. I mean, I woke up on my birthday

morning and some of the well-wishers and fans and readers and viewers out there had written, hey, Tim, you're in the Wall Street Journal today.

And I looked, and what did my teeming eyes behold?

But John Paul II, the feminist pope?

And I was like, well, I mean, is this someone writing from a Gordonian case for patriarchy perspective?

Because John Paul II is a feminist pope.

He called himself the feminist pope.

When you're writing in the pages of the venerated rag, the Wall Street Journal, opinion editorial section,

and you say, John Paul II,

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