We have two live gargle shows at the Edinburgh Fringe.

Please come along to the Edinburgh Fringe, the 15th and the 22nd of August.

I will be there and an array of delightful guests.

So book your tickets now.

Go to thebugelpodcast.com.

Forward slash live to buy tickets.

I'm stretching out my range of accents here.

I've still got two more to do.

The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Bugleers and welcome to a shoe 4,093 of the Bugle,

the world's last remaining reliable source of 110% mathematically unargable fact.

Every single moment of this show, very fireably truthful.

I am Christopher Marlow, that didn't last long.

I'm usually at least getting in one name without lie or do I?

I am Andy Zoltzmann, although my birth name was actually Dionysus, God of wine.

And I'm here in London, Europe's Squablius City of 2019 so far,

can we hang on and qualify to be Europe's entry in the world's Squablius City competition

against the likes of without wishing to preempt things too much over the next 11,

at a half months, Jerusalem and Washington DC.

If you listen carefully, you can hear the echoing echo of Prime Minister Theresa May

waking up in the middle of the night in 10 Downing Street shouting help.

There it was, there it was. Joining me now from a country of 1.3 billion people,

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