The birch show I'm Mikey had himself a big old birthday. Yeah, I did I turned 22 years old

Look at you feeling all 22

I'm a big man. Mikey was telling me we're taking the elevator up this morning

He's like oh, yeah, and I went to this really fancy restaurant my girlfriends parents took me and name of the restaurant

How to the in front of it? I don't think I've ever been to a restaurant that had the

Yeah, well, I'll say a little something that I screwed up about that too is at the end of it

Her mom was about to give back like half a steak

to the waiter and

This ties into my food problem. I stopped her. I said can we put that in a box I took her mom's steak

And I feel like that might have been a mistake. Well, I think when you're a college student

You kind of like that's kind of the standard

I mean, well, what did her face look like when you wanted her leftover steak?

Pretty normal, but I can't ever tell if someone's hiding

I can't tell if I'm being weird or not. What's the food problem? You say yeah. Well, so

I'm obviously broke, but I don't even think that plays into this problem. I go to the store and I don't know what to get

I get I have like a list of four things. I'm able to get in and out of Walmart in five minutes

I'm a pro at it. I go in I get either colored goldfish or

Or flavor blasted goldfish. I get ramen noodles. I get taco meat, and I get hot fries

So you are full of sodium

Right now we would taste assault. Oh, yeah, it's real good

Those aren't any those four you can't even combine together, can you? No, I make it last a week

Okay, they all go separately, but taco shells or nothing just to me. No, no

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