Get ready to laugh until you cry because this episode of Teachers Off Duty is all about the wildest, most hilarious things students have ever said in the classroom!

Hosts Leslie Rob, Devin Siebold, and Jess Smith share their all-time favorite student one-liners, unexpected roasts, and the kind of kid logic that will leave you speechless. From savage burns to completely ridiculous misunderstandings (like mistaking Chinatown for an international trip), this episode is packed with stories every teacher can relate to!

Plus, we’re chatting about:
-Hilarious tales from everyday classroom chaos
-The students who always say what we wish we could
-The tiny classroom heroes who activate when there’s a bug on the loose
-The brutal honesty of little kids (sometimes too honest!)

If you’ve ever had a student say something that left you in tears (from either laughing or shock), you need to listen to this episode! And don't forget to drop your favorite student quotes in the comments.

Hit play, subscribe, and share with your fellow teachers—because we all need a good laugh to survive the school year!

Listen now & don’t forget to subscribe!

Follow your hosts:

Leslie Rob @LeslieRobComedy

Jess Smith @TeacherTalesOfMissSmith

Devin Siebold @DevinSiebold

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Get ready for a hilarious time!

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0:00.0	Hey everybody.
0:01.0	Oh, today on Teachers Off Duty, we are talking about the funniest things our students have said.
0:05.5	Y'all don't want to miss this for a great laugh.
0:07.5	Stay tuned.
0:08.5	Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Teachers Off JD.
0:26.9	Today, guys, we are talking about the funniest things that our students have said that have made us laugh.
0:32.5	And I know there are plenty.
0:34.5	And, okay, so I'm Leslie Robb, and I'm super excited to share. And with me to share are Devin Seabold. And, okay, so I'm Leslie Rob, and I'm super excited to share and with me to share are
0:39.6	Devin Seabold. And Jess Smith, teacher tales of Ms. Smith. We are so excited to get this started.
0:46.8	But guys, what's even more exciting is the board teachers comedy tour. Oh my gosh. It is so much
0:53.0	fun. We have so much fun at those shows.
0:54.4	How exciting is it?
0:55.6	Yes.
0:57.0	Tell us.
0:57.8	How exciting is it?
0:59.0	It's so exciting.
1:00.6	I don't even know what I'm supposed to say to respond.
1:03.3	I'm like it's...
1:04.0	10 out of 10?
1:04.7	10?
1:06.0	10?
1:06.9	10?
	...

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