In this hilarious and painfully relatable episode of Teachers Off Duty, Devin, Leslie, and Jess dive into all the unexpected, bizarre, and downright wild things they NEVER thought they’d do as teachers—but somehow did. From rationing paper like it's gold, hiding during fire drills, to bathroom duty patrols (because vapes are the new contraband), they cover it all.

They also talk about the strange realities of being younger than some parents, the emotional rollercoaster of classroom dynamics, and the constant battle between wanting to be the “cool teacher” and just surviving the school day. Oh, and yes, they discuss the great debate: rows vs. the U-shape desk arrangement—because, apparently, that's a thing.

Plus, find out which of them hides during fire drills, who had a secret career as a janitor, and why seating charts are the ultimate form of teacher survival.

Listen now and let us know in the comments: What’s one thing you never thought you’d do as a teacher… but did anyway?

Listen now & don’t forget to subscribe!

Follow your hosts:

Leslie Rob @LeslieRobbComedy

Jess Smith @TeacherTalesOfMissSmith

Devin Siebold @DevinSiebold

_________________________________

Also, don’t miss the latest updates on the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour! We’re hitting cities across the U.S. this spring. Follow the link for dates: https://www.boredteachers.com/comedy-tour

Get ready for a hilarious time!

_________________________________

Follow us on all platforms @TeachersOffDutyPodcast

Get Teachers Off Duty Premium to access EXCLUSIVE content at: https://teachersoffduty.supercast.com/

Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty

_________________________________

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hey, everybody, on this episode of Teachers Off Duty, we're going to talk about all the things that you never thought that you would do as a teacher.
0:08.8	But here you are, like listening to the podcast or crying or probably what you're doing both at the same time right now.
0:18.5	Anyways, tune in.
0:20.1	Teachers Off Duty right now. Anyways, tune in. Teachers off duty starts now.
0:37.0	Hey, everybody. Thank you all for tuning in to teachers off duty. I am Devin Sebold. And to my right, I have Leslie Robb of Leslie Robb comedy. And to my left.
0:48.3	Who am I?
0:49.0	I don't know. You've forgotten.
0:51.6	They're strangers. Yeah. I am Jess Smith, teacher tales of Ms. Smith.
0:56.5	Oh, you were asking me.
0:58.0	Yeah.
0:58.2	Oh, I thought you didn't know.
0:59.6	No, it was a pop quiz.
1:00.4	It was a pop quiz in you field.
1:01.9	Between episodes, she did shrooms.
1:05.0	Now she's like, I don't know where I am.
1:07.0	Who am I?
1:07.7	I don't know what I am. Who am I? I don't know what I do. Are we talking about my time as a firefighter here?
1:12.6	Is that what I never was, but I can be. You need me to be a firefighter. I'll be a firefighter.
1:19.6	That's good. Work we're needed. Who knows? That may be the future of teaching.
1:24.7	Oh, no. The fire drills, you just escort the kids out and go back in.
1:30.8	We got to cut it.
1:32.4	Stay out here.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Bored Teachers, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Bored Teachers and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.