Wait, Abby Doesn’t Use A Wash Cloth?!
The Bert Show
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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2023
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're on the virtue. I already know how this is gonna happen |
| 0:03.1 | I already know how it's gonna happen cuz the Taylor Swift show is gonna come and go |
| 0:07.4 | You're gonna miss the show and you're gonna go. I never had any shot at ticket virtue |
| 0:11.5 | How can you even give us any tickets and I'm gonna say we were trying to hook you up with four four floor level sweet tickets |
| 0:18.9 | To Taylor Swift for a hundred dollars and you did nothing about it |
| 0:30.0 | The love into his creepish up for me |
| 0:47.0 | You can't buy |
| 0:49.5 | Four tickets anywhere in the stadium for |
| 0:53.5 | $100 to Taylor Swift |
| 0:55.5 | Oh, there we have four floor level sweet tickets for you and a parking pass |
| 1:02.2 | And you know how valuable that parking pass is right there when you go downtown and this is a raffle for |
| 1:08.3 | Birch Big Adventure |
| 1:09.4 | It's the same thing that we do with RBM of Alpharetta when we raffle off the car |
| 1:13.1 | We're doing this for Taylor Swift and with Taylor Swift tickets |
| 1:16.3 | So all of your money is going to Birch Big Adventure the trip that we take down to Disney World every year with kids that have |
| 1:22.8 | Chronic and terminal illnesses now there are only a hundred dollars and |
| 1:26.8 | We're giving five of these packages away five. So you got a pretty good chance of winning them |
| 1:31.7 | And we're only selling five thousand tickets and we are doing it. I think the cutoff day is the 19th |
| 1:37.1 | I have that right. Yes the 19th |
| 1:39.7 | So you've got you better jump on this right now if you want to go see Taylor Swift |
| 1:43.4 | It doesn't get any better than this at this point when it comes to buying Taylor Swift tickets and you can feel really good that |
| 1:49.7 | Okay, well I gave it a shot. I spent the hundred dollars |
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