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from brown money showers to miscellaneous mishaps ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha it's time for

wage worst house issues have we talked much since I had to replace five toilets

wait what when did you have to replace five toilets that's like all the toilets at your house

yeah for some reason in in Ohio some of these houses are built they're like three bedrooms

but they're like you know what you need five bathrooms and everyone's like everyone's like, oh man, five bathrooms. No, you don't. You don't wish you had five bathrooms. Everyone in Ohio only eats junk food, so they just constantly have the runs, right? So you need toilets close by in case you got a diarrhea. I guess so. I don't know why there are so many bathrooms. But let me tell you, all that it means is literally more shit to clean.

So much.

It's so bizarre in my entire life.

And I have owned a house.

I have lived in apartments.

I have never had a toilet break on me.

I've never seen a toilet like just in my own home at least.

Really?

Yeah.

I've never seen a toilet shut down.

Three of the five have broken and I was so mad. I was so fed up because we had water damage in the same ceiling that Mormon guy was. I was just like, you know what? I'm done. I don't care what it cost. I called and I was like, bring me five toilets, install them. Do my bidding today. Like, oh, we can do it tomorrow. I was like, fine, tomorrow. I literally replaced every toilet in the house because I was just like, I'm so fed up. I'm tired of like every six months. Finding more water damage, they're like, well, we replace the spikety, spookety inside the backetya-d-d-d-de-back-ty, you won't have any more drips.

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