Hello gentle listeners and welcome to go my favorite sports team.

Tyler Shide here your resident sports master the king of balls and holes

himself alone today. Mark cut COVID. Well, I'm not really alone. I say I'm alone,

but my normal host is not here. I've got my good friend Wade here. You guys know

Wade from Distractable Wade. Say hi. Hey, I've actually got to go, but thanks for

having me. What? No, wait, wait. That's not what we agreed to. I know, but you paid ahead of time.

What? What? We paid. You get paid. I didn't get paid. You get paid. No. Hi, everybody.

How's it going? All right, I'm going to do the intro one more time because I said gentle listeners

when I meant to say elegant listeners because that's our thing. You definitely go with the

first one. Just awkwardly put your I'll say it eloquent. There's eloquinter elegant.

Not elegant elegant elegant. There's my voice over for the elegant listeners part. Will has

to have a short turnaround. I don't think you could do that here. We'll just start moving.

We make we'll do all kinds of terrible things. I know, but he has literally one day to edit.

Oh, he's that's plenty of time. 24 hours is a five minute edit. Anyway, how are you doing

today, Wade? I know yesterday was a bit rough for both of us with the Bengals offensive lines

and still looking like shit. Yeah, not a great start, honestly, but we still have 15 weeks left,

15, like it's 16 weeks left, 15 games left. So we'll see how they turn it around.

Yeah, but how's life for you? What do you got going on? I feel like we haven't actually talked

in a while, mainly because I sit here in this podcast room usually with Mark across from me.

And I never have more time than just Mark. I can't have multiple friends. That's impossible.

Yeah, I mean, things are good. I'm busy. As always, like, I keep wanting to do, like, I've got this

list of games. I want a stream. And I'm like, all right, this is the week. I'm going to start

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