Wacky Wednesday 148
United States of Murder
Ashley and Lacey
4.6 • 564 Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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This week, we're reading your write-in stories! Then, Ashley tells us about a situation where an eel is inside of... a human.
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| 0:00.0 | At Accardo, you'll save 25% on your first shop and get free delivery, |
| 0:04.6 | which means if you were to buy a four cheese pizza, |
| 0:07.3 | you'd basically be getting one of the cheeses for free. |
| 0:10.2 | Save and splurge at Arcado, the online supermarket. |
| 0:12.9 | Geographical and other restrictions. |
| 0:14.5 | Minimum spend, 60 pounds and charges apply. |
| 0:16.6 | New customers only, maximum saving 20 pounds terms at akardo.com. |
| 0:31.6 | I'm Ashley and I'm Lacey. And this is United States of Murders' very own Wacky Wednesday. |
| 0:38.1 | Wacky 148? |
| 0:39.6 | 148. |
| 0:40.8 | Okay, 148. |
| 0:42.3 | I just have a bunch of write-ins people sent. |
| 0:45.4 | You go for it, and then I will just do a poll. |
| 0:48.1 | Okay. |
| 0:48.8 | So some of these, there might be not much context because I just pasted it. |
| 0:54.0 | All right. This is the one where you're asking people about There might be not much context because I just pasted it. |
| 0:54.7 | All right. |
| 0:59.9 | This is the one where you're asking people about lies or children have said. |
| 1:07.5 | Christine said, when my daughter was little, she used to tell people that my mom used to dance on tables. |
| 1:11.2 | I'm not a table dancer. |
| 1:16.1 | When I was little, I used to tell everyone she married her husband just because she wanted his last name. |
| 1:19.2 | Her poor mother. |
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