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🗓️ 30 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody. My name is John Stewart. I host the weekly show podcast with John Stewart. |
| 0:12.0 | How convenient. It is Wednesday, October 29th. Tomorrow is Thursday, October 30th. That's probably |
| 0:17.7 | where you're going to be hearing this stuff. We got a nice guest for you today. She ran for president just recently. Yeah, that's right. Vice President Kamala Harris |
| 0:27.5 | is going to be joining us later, and we'll be talking about all kinds of different things. And I'm |
| 0:32.0 | assuming we can only conduct the conversation because the president of the United States, Donald J. Trump, |
| 0:36.4 | is overseas where he really seems to enjoy it much more than being here. I really think the problem that he has with America is we don't throw him enough parades with cultural music. I think if we just, no matter where he goes, |
| 0:56.5 | have a red carpet at the ready |
| 0:59.3 | and people playing the music of countries |
| 1:03.0 | he's never actually been to, |
| 1:08.1 | dressed in cultural garb. |
| 1:10.6 | And then we just give him gifts. |
| 1:12.1 | I think this is the way we can get through these next three years. |
| 1:16.1 | Every day is Christmas in Malaysia. |
| 1:19.2 | That's what we have to make America. |
| 1:21.7 | The shit that they are giving it. |
| 1:23.0 | I don't know who is running through the gift list there, |
| 1:26.3 | but when the new Japanese prime minister gave him a gold golf ball, I was like, that's just nailed it. |
| 1:34.7 | That was when they came up with that idea, they were tossing things around. |
| 1:38.1 | What should we give them? |
| 1:38.9 | How about a new cryptocurrency? |
| 1:40.7 | Now he's already the billions and the world put his name on something here. |
| 1:45.5 | Now, gold golf ball to combine it's the Reese's peanut butter cup of gifts you could give to Donald Trump it's a golf |
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