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🗓️ 6 November 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, it is Wednesday, November 5th, this is the weekly show podcast. |
| 0:14.5 | My name is John Stewart. |
| 0:15.5 | And are you hearing something in my voice? |
| 0:17.1 | You may be hearing something in my voice. |
| 0:18.9 | In my voice may be something called hope. |
| 0:21.5 | A little bit of hope. Has it been in there in a while. Last night's election was the kind of |
| 0:26.8 | election night that I haven't seen since I was a kid. It hearkened back to those old election |
| 0:32.7 | nights when the polls would close at eight and they'd be like, that's it and and i know all the networks had |
| 0:38.9 | gotten their election teams and their political uh pundits and they'd gotten all the desks set up |
| 0:43.9 | in the election center and the magic tv and all that and they were ready to go for you know the eight |
| 0:49.4 | to 12 hours that they were going to do to try and discern the closeness and that it was just a |
| 0:54.8 | fucking eight o'clock it closed and at 830 they're like yep we're calling it uh clear |
| 1:01.1 | decisive uh really i thought positive results all across the board mikey sherell uh spanberger |
| 1:09.9 | mom donnie prop 50 it you know even these races in in georgia across the board, Mikey Cheryl, Spanberger, Mom, Donnie, Prop 50. |
| 1:12.3 | You know, even these races in Georgia and everywhere else, it turns out, and again, |
| 1:17.8 | I am not a political consultant. |
| 1:19.2 | And by the way, we're going to have on a really smart political consultant and a political |
| 1:23.3 | analyst. |
| 1:24.8 | But it may be that when the President of United States tweets out a video of him |
| 1:32.4 | dumping diarrhea on the American public, they find that slightly dismissive. And maybe that's what |
| 1:39.2 | all this is. I don't know about the argument of populism versus security state Democrats or moderate |
| 1:44.5 | timid or all that. |
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