Vow Renewal - I'm The Holden Today w/ Natalie Jean

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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This week LPN's resident Big Sister Natalie Jean crashes the slumba parta to dish on what dance movies are and are NOT Real Dancer Approved, MJ is feelin' Pope-positive, and Jackie's jealous of Pope Bob's MEAT until she adjusts her crown and remembers WHO SHE IS. A Woman In Total Control (of) Hotdogs. Natalie introduces everyone to a new phrase while talkin' 'bout the controversy surrounding CANNES, which just leads to Jackie giving us a street phrase lesson no one wanted. Nuts out for the alpha male as the eternal question is asked; big testies or lil testies, which do they prefer? Jackie and Henry are trying to grief watch all the 'John Wick's without seeing the dog scene again BECAUSE IT DOES NOT NEED TO EXIST DEREK KOLSTAD, Jamie Lee Curtis got plastic surgery at 25 because some scumbag cinematographer sucks at his job and blamed her face instead of doing some self-reflection, MJ and Jackie suffered through all of 'Manual Not Included' SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO! And yes, they do in fact talk shit on you, HILARIA. Lotta people are still mad at Sarah Silverman, AND SO MUCH MORE! Then it's time for a list with a title longer than the list itself, 'Plot Driven Bits of Movie Trivia That'll Have Ur Mom Askin' 'Wait, What's Goin' On? I Thought He Was The GOOD GUY!?'', the Blindz, and a seriously savoryJackie's Snackies with MJ's Munchie Minute from 1:08:31.980 til 1:16:29.555! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Natalie Jean, this one goes out to you.
0:13.1	I want to be with you, if only for a night, to be the one Who's in your arms
0:22.3	To hold you die
0:24.3	I want to be with you
0:27.6	If only on a motorcycle
0:30.4	And maybe you're a dance teacher
0:34.1	And we should not
0:36.8	Inappropriate. Inappropriate.
0:38.0	Inappropriate.
0:38.9	Sorry, MJ.
0:40.5	Sorry, MJ.
0:41.9	Natalie and I were having a bit of a center stage moment over here.
0:47.1	And yeah, it's not that I just look at Natalie and think, oh, Mandy Moore is here.
0:52.4	But I would say Mandy Moore in 2003 is here. Come on. I was a bit more
0:56.0	of a step up bitch than a center stage bitch, but I'll hear Natalie's thoughts on center stage.
1:01.7	Ouch. But I guess we should welcome you to the show before that, because you're not allowed to speak,
1:07.2	Natalie. Everyone is in a cage. And I know that I opened up the world because you thought,
1:12.3	oh, maybe we could just immediately start talking about center stage, but we can. You have to wait until
1:16.4	you're brought into the show. No, you have to, you got to wait. We can't talk about, we can't talk about
1:21.7	how inappropriate it was, even though it's what we all wanted. I'll open the cage. You may know her as the sister-in-law of Jackie Zabrowski, first and foremost.
1:30.4	Most important.
1:30.8	Most importantly.
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